![]() ![]() *Walter: Well, what really happened was this (imagines event): *Lawyer: Walter, in your own words, describe the events of June 4th. If you acted that good in your cartoons, you'd be swimmin' in Oscars. I just want this to be over so I can go back to helping people in need. You've had a horrible experience, haven't you? ![]() *Lawyer: I call Walter Wolf to the stand. *Judge: Very well, prosecution may proceed. *Slappy: Listen, don't worry about the whole jurisprudence, change of venue, e pluribus unum thing here. (Wolf crowd holds up sign, "hang Slappy") *Skippy: Aunt Slappy, I don't think you can get a fair trial here. *Lawyer: Ready to see justice done, Your Honor. *Slappy: This is an outrage! I can't believe they're givin' this Urkel kid a Golden Wombat Award. *Slappy E-nough with the singing already! *Warners: The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world, our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel! *Queen mother: I still want my tea! (Scene change) The building behind me is Windsor Castle, one of the royal family's most magnificent dwellings. *Yakko: (British accent) We declare this cartoon officially over. ![]() How did she do it? What was the process? For the next three hours. She opened up a whole chain of cafeterias. *Man: And that's just what the queen did. (Cash register dings) We should open up a whole chain! That's fruit cup, mashed potatoes- (slaps) Move your hand! Two pats of butter. (Wakko puts a hot dish on a customer's plate. An idea that would pay for the cost of the redecorating. *Man: That's right, Yakko had a brilliant idea. *Yakko: All right, sibs, let's get to work. *Queen: More? More money? But, there's no more in the budget. *Yakko: It's just gonna cost a little more. The royal banquet's tonight, and look at this room. *Queen: You people have ruined everything. *Wakko: That's not a mummy (wraps queen mother in wraps). *Queen: (Screams) What have you done? A dinette set? The royal banquet room has a dinette set? *Wakko: (Opens door) That's not a very funny knock-knock joke. *Edward: (In pink shoes) Mummy, look at me! I'm Papageno in The Magic Flute. (Wakko takes statue with wet paint sign.) *Queen: Well! (Sits on whoopee cushion) Oh, my. *Dot: Listen, lady, we've got a lot of work to do, so why don't you just go do your little queen things? *Yakko: All right, but if you freak out again, we're using the elephant tranquilizer. All right, Sybil, who am I speaking to now? *Wakko: How many people you got in there? (Opens queen's mouth very wide) Hello? Hello? *Queen: Now, we would like you to begin work immediately. *Yakko: She might even let us fix London Bridge. *Queen: (Cash register rings) You're hired! *Queen: You, a decorator? What are your credentials? ![]() *Dot: Ta-da (comes from carpet)! Decorator Dot, at your service. *Yakko: Her Decorating Highness, Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the 3rd. *Wakko: And we proudly present (Horn plays loudly) *Yakko: You know, you really oughta clean that purse. *Yakko and Wakko: Hello, queen! Mwah (kiss queen)! (Tries, stops painting) We'll never have it finished for tonight's banquet. *Queen: Hmph! We'll just do it ourselves. Well, if you don't want to help, then leave. *Queen: Silence! All day long, whine, whine, whine! What kind of family have we raised?! Just look at you. *Queen Mother: I don't wanna do this poop anymore. *Queen: Because we used up the budget on the rest of the castle. *Edward: Really, Mummy, why do we have to redecorate the banquet room? (Charles and Diana bump while painting wall. *Queen: (Reads Modern Queen magazine) Put some elbow into it! We must have this room finished in time for the banquet tonight. We'll just see a silly little cartoon about the whole thing. *Children: We want to see a cartoon! We wanted cartoons! For the next three hours, we'll examine this restoration. Queen Elizabeth herself is personally supervising the restoration of the grand banquet room, the showpiece of this remarkable structure. Sadly, a fire in 1992 destroyed much of the castle's interior. *Man: The building behind me is Windsor Castle, one of the royal family's most magnificent dwellings. Put nitro on a bridge, go ahead and blow it. 'Cause it's you, Dot and you should know it Who can turn the stove on With her smile? The writers flipped, We have no script, Why bother to rehearse? Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy whacks them with her purse.īuttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse. Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught.īut we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot. Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot. ![]()
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